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National Condom Month slogans
01/13/2005 8:08 am by bbirney (0 comments)
1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your WillieA CyberPunk's Anti-Ode to the Net (crappy)
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
The weather was weary one warm winter day Inside at my 'puter I started to play I logged on to see my mailbox was crammed In horror I gasped, I had been spammed!Darwin Awards 1996
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
You may recall last year's Darwin Award winner: The man who found out moments before making a 300 MPH dent in an Arizona cliff that the JATO (jet assist take off) unit he'd strapped to his car could not be turned off once it was turned on....Darwin Awards #2
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Here is another stupid news story from the Darwin Awards: Only reality could be this funny... Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder.Darwin Awards #3
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Michigan, USA. Guy buys brand new Grand Cherokee for 30 some thousand dollars and has 400+ dollar monthly payments. He immediately gets ahold of his friend and they go do some male bonding. They go duck hunting and of course all...