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The 1997 Darwin Award competition
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
These awards are given each year to bestow upon, (the remains of), that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool. Note there was great improvement in the areas...Dirty Seuss
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
(To be spoken in an exaggerated British accent) Theodore Guesel, also known as Dr. Seuss, is best known for his work as a children's author. Seuss, however, also had a very successful career as writer of adult fiction, with such works as...Human DNA in C
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that very little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful function. I have solved the mystery. The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful...Signs that you are too drunk
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking.Too much email
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
This comes off the Silicon Investors Intel Bulletin Board. Thanks to Ibexx (though I doubt it was originally his). 1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 2. You get a...