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Perspectives on a glass of milk

01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)

Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction? Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Futurist: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.
 

Computer terms in Montana

01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)

Log On: Making the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don't add wood. Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.
 

Bad stand-up lines

01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If it...
 

Things we all learn from watching too many movies

01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)

During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on...
 

Nursery rhymes

01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
 
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