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OJ according to Seuss
01/13/2005 8:02 am by bbirney (0 comments)
I did not kill my lovely wife I did not slash her with a knife I did not bonk her on the head I did not know that she was deadThe Truth about the Orchestra.
01/13/2005 8:02 am by bbirney (0 comments)
The members of the orchestra are divided into four sections: woodwinds, brass, strings, and percussion. There's also someone standing in front of all these other folks playing no instrument at all. This would be the conductor. It is generally...Laws of Physics Winners (Creative)
01/13/2005 8:02 am by bbirney (0 comments)
GRAND PRIZE WINNER When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning...And Now, a modern (crappy) version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"...
01/13/2005 8:02 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Abort, Retry, Ignore? Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets. Having...You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
01/13/2005 8:01 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.