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On law school, gold investing
06/13/2010 10:53 am by bbirney (0 comments)
A friend recently forwarded me a New York Times article on the uptick in gold investing. While the article is superficially correct and is wise to identify that rich...
Dubai is a very silly place
10/12/2009 9:40 am by bbirney (0 comments)
My seatmate on the plane to Dubai claimed that Dubai is "just like Las Vegas, but in the Middle East." To set the record straight: Dubai is like "the Las Vegas of the Middle East" in that it allows smoking and drinking and has some...
Music on iPhone, Motets on Hildegard
11/28/2008 7:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
I have a brief little score out on a lovely Chinese Chess game for the iPhone! Also, five motets on texts by Hildegard.
Music on iPhone, Motets on Hildegard
11/28/2008 7:00 am by bbirney (1 comment)
I have a brief little score out on a lovely Chinese Chess game for the iPhone! Also, five motets on texts by Hildegard.
Closing
09/23/2008 5:28 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Sophia's Fall at NYMF has closed after a gorgeous and passionate four performances.News from tech day
09/18/2008 10:34 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Sitting in tech now, watching the final pieces come together very, very fastBeautiful Photos of Beautiful People
09/12/2008 11:12 am by bbirney (0 comments)
New production photos from Sophia's Fall available right here!
Standing at the edge
09/05/2008 11:58 am by bbirney (3 comments)
A few thoughts on what it's like to stand at the edge.Individual Tickets ON SALE!
09/01/2008 1:25 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
Individual tickets for Sophia's Fall are now on sale!First day of rehearsals
08/21/2008 6:46 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
Ben annoys his musical director during the first day of rehersals. But otherwise, plenty of things to look forward to.FREE Music! New cuts from Sophia's Fall demo album
08/19/2008 1:51 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
Don't miss this preview of our New York Musical Theatre Festival production next month!Preview in Portland, Maine
08/06/2008 6:26 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
This Friday, you can hear music from Sophia's Fall at North Star Music Cafe in Portland, ME!
Dates, Venue, Cast and TICKETS!
08/06/2008 6:10 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
Here's when we're up to bat, where we'll be swinging and how you can get box seats!Sophia's Fall Will Play in The New York Musical Theatre Festival 2008!
07/16/2008 6:03 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
We've been dropping hints about big news for months now. Here it is: Sophia's Fall, formerly Paradise Lost, will play in NYMF's 2008 Dance Series!
Alumna Victoria Dicce in "Collective Comedy"
06/21/2008 1:16 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
Victoria Dicce, our soprano on the recordings available on this website, is producing a fundraiser for two of her upcoming productions. This from Victoria:ROCK arrangements, Art direction and Production
05/03/2008 7:01 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Mary Ann adds more pump to the songs. I hold forth on the virtues of art direction in theatre. Production opportunities are coming.Paradise Lost alumnus Martín Sola in All Eyes and Ears
05/01/2008 10:23 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Martín will be featured as the male lead of the new Off-Broadway Play.
We need an Art Director
04/14/2008 5:55 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Big things are afoot for Sophia's Fall, though we can't share too many details yet. However, in the meantime, we URGENTLY need to have an Art Director/Illustrator on our team.Paradise Lost alumnus Seth Baird in "The Shoe"
04/08/2008 5:48 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Our own Seth Baird appears in a new Equity showcase of "The Shoe" - a musical farce of CinderellaSophiasFall.com
04/05/2008 5:33 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Sophia's Fall, formerly Paradise Lost, gets a new name, a new web presence, and lots of improvements!New Title, New Website!
03/27/2008 8:24 pm by bbirney (1 comment)
Sophia's Fall, formerly Paradise Lost, gets a new name, a new web presence, and lots of improvements!Hop's Fine Clothing! Go See!
09/18/2007 5:31 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
My lovely wife's fine clothing website is now live. Go check it out! http://www.hopsfineclothing.com/
Tilson Technology
07/04/2007 8:27 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Well, it's officially official, since it's in my badly neglected blog: I'm no longer a freelancer.Episode IV: A Better Blog
04/04/2007 2:40 pm by bbirney (1 comment)
You're looking at my brand new PostNuke blog module - now fortified against spambots of all kinds.New Music: World to Conquer
03/23/2007 6:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Like most "new music" I post here, this is actually some older work that I'm turning loose on the web. (All of my composition since 2005 has been for Paradise Lost.)My first open source release
02/22/2007 5:37 am by bbirney (1 comment)
Well, I've been in the freelance web programming world full time for about a year now. It's been fun so far, though a heck of a lot of work. Oh well. I'm pleased to announce my first open source PostNuke module release - SurveyManager.Brilliant
01/17/2007 12:59 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
This, sir, is How Satire is Done. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_gays_demand_right_toFeggin' robots
12/07/2006 6:18 am by bbirney (0 comments)
There is a very special place in Hell for spammers. I just had to do a global comment purge and deactivate the Comments module... of 1007 comments on the site, about 950 were robot spam. Even with account registration turned off they're...Paradise Lost V5 - Reading Report
11/28/2006 6:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Rob Seitelman and I read the latest draft of our Paradise Lost musical in New York this past November 19th. Here follow several thoughts on the reading.Revenge of the Idiots: "I don't need to know XHTML"
11/09/2006 10:47 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Some web programmers apparently think they don't need to know XHTML. These people are (and you will hear this word frequently in the following post) NITWITS. That's not an acronym, it's a pejorative.Never host with 1and1.com
09/14/2006 6:34 am by bbirney (0 comments)
There are lots of bad web hosts out there - godaddy.com, any registrar - not to mention the legend that is featureprice.com. (I had a half dozen clients with them when they imploded.) But I have a new addition to the list of people to whom you...New music online
08/31/2006 2:07 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
I've posted several new downloads in my music -> downloads section - recordings of some of my better compositions from my college days. Download and enjoy!Photos from Ars Nova
06/26/2006 5:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)
My lovely wife managed to snap up five excellent photos of the Ars Nova concert that Rob and I gave (at their very gracious invitation). Click below for more!Invitation to discuss
05/14/2006 11:25 am by bbirney (0 comments)
This is an invitation to a discussion on a topic I've just posted in my forum. I make the (perhaps preposterous) claim that roleplaying games are a healthy activity choice for both children and adults, from a moral, creative and social...Ars Nova event on sale
05/08/2006 5:56 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Rob and my June 6th Uncharted concert at Ars Nova in Manhattan is now on sale! Here be a link. Love to have some friendly faces in the audience... http://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?showcode=UNC16Ars Nova
04/15/2006 6:44 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Rob Seitelman and I have been invited to give an evening performance of our work at Ars Nova in New York City on June 6th. We'll be performing selections from Paradise Lost with some of the Showcase cast and other performers, as well as some of...My own personal post-mortem
03/21/2006 10:17 am by bbirney (0 comments)
The Paradise Lost showcase is now closed, and the post-mortem with the cast is tonight. But in the meantime, some general thoughts on what I have learned by doing this.Review in Back Stage Online
03/10/2006 11:00 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
http://www.backstage.com/bso/news_reviews/nyc/review_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002156970Review in the New York Times
03/07/2006 8:08 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
http://theater2.nytimes.com/2006/03/08/theater/reviews/08lost.htmlReview on OffOffOnline.com
02/28/2006 7:01 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
http://www.offoffonline.com/reviews.php?id=651Opening weekend of Paradise Lost
02/26/2006 7:53 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
Two preview performances and two shows later: Paradise Lost is on its feet in Manhattan. We made some substantial improvements to the show throughout previews, including the elimination of the Chaos dance number. (It was a good dance song, but it...Paradise Lost is ON SALE at SmartTix.com
02/16/2006 12:36 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
Tickets for Paradise Lost are ON SALE at SmartTix.com. Go get 'em! (Search for "Paradise Lost" if the link above doesn't work for some reason.) We are now one week out from the preview opening, and the show is wobbling to its feet. I won't...Paradise Lost marketing survey
02/06/2006 4:35 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
My co-producers and I are working to understand how to market our showcase of Paradise Lost. If you have 6-8 minutes of free time, I'd be very grateful to anyone who could click on the link below to fill out a quick marketing survey online. This...Costumes!
02/06/2006 4:06 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
I spent about four hours trailing after Sarah Levine (our costume designer) today in midtown Manhattan, buying Paradise Lost costumes. Sarah does just about everything you can imagine in the theatre world, from acting to direction to stage..."Instead of dance, it's choreography."
02/03/2006 10:25 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Jason Summers, our choreographer for Paradise Lost, came in last night and taught most of two dance numbers to the cast. Wow. Jason is a guy with some real talent at choreography, and he brought in a several very carefully thought...Update from New York
01/31/2006 9:30 am by bbirney (0 comments)
We've now been rehearsing with the showcase cast in New York for a week. For most of that time we worked on helping the actors to learn the music for the show; now they're working on it on their own, practicing and memorizing to get off book....Flame bait
01/09/2006 10:27 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Scott Kurtz had this on his website today. His traffic is mine times infinity, but I still want this on my front page too. Fire away... 10 reasons Gay Marriage is wrong 1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have...On Intelligent Design - a liberal Christian's perspective
10/20/2005 11:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
[Written in response to a sermon on October 2nd, 2005 by Susan B. Curtis of St. Bartholomew's Episcopal Church] Dear Sukie, Thank you for your thoughtful sermon of October 2nd on the science and theology of the Intelligent Design...Bureaucratic rubbish
10/07/2005 7:24 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Time for a rant. So Hop, quite reasonably, would like to get a driver's license in the State of Maine, so she can, y'know, get a job more than five miles away. You'd think this would be straightforward. No.Mantra 1 Music now available in AAC format
09/23/2005 1:50 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
I have made the original Mantra music tracks available in my Download section for your enjoyment. Click here!About Paradise Lost in New York
08/07/2005 8:12 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
I have three things to say about it: 1) The cast kicked ass. They were incredibly talented and worked super hard, and on the 8th and 9th they put on amazingly energetic performances. 2) The recording engineer, who shall remain...Change of location
06/30/2005 11:22 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Rob Seitelman found us an opportunity to get into a larger venue on the 8th and 9th, and I have decided to take it. Paradise Lost will be at the Bank St. Theater at 155 Bank St. in Manhattan.. The times will be the same: July 8th and 9th, 7:30 PM...How to get tickets
06/28/2005 11:57 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Should anyone want to join us at Westside Dance Theater on July 8th or 9th, you can reserve tickets by emailling me at this address: pltickets@niaterra.com Please include the night you'd like to attend and how many tickets you'd like...Whoa.
06/12/2005 6:01 am by bbirney (0 comments)
More than 110 very talented people came to audition for Paradise Lost yesterday, and we called back 35 men and 55 women. (On the off chance that any of them happens upon my web page, I want to thank everyone that came out to sing for us. Y'all...Arrival
06/01/2005 10:30 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Hop and I arrived in Los Angeles yesterday, and she cleared Immigration and Customs without a hitch. I hope everyone in my community will join me in welcoming my fiance to the United States. We will be back in Maine on June 5th, and in New York...Now this is some fine poetry.
05/16/2005 6:42 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
The Gunner's Dream (Waters) Floating down through the clouds Memories come rushing up to meet me now. In the space between the heavens and in the corner of some foreign field I had a dream. I had a dream. Good-bye...Paradise Lost goes up off-off Broadway
05/02/2005 6:47 am by bbirney (0 comments)
We will be producing two concert-style readings of Paradise Lost in Manhattan on July 8th and 9th. The venue is the Westside Dance Theater, 357 W. 36th St. Curtain goes up at 7:30 PM both nights; the show runs about three hours.Arrival
03/31/2005 8:51 am by bbirney (0 comments)
My fiance will be arriving in LA on or about June 1st. We are planning to spend a few days out there introducing her to my mother's family before we return to Maine.Home run
03/17/2005 6:57 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Yesterday, Hop received notification that she would be issued a K1 visa to enter the United States. She will be issued the visa on Monday. This is, of course, very exciting news for me, especially coming after eight months of slogging...Take 2
02/21/2005 5:59 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
Hop is currently in Ho Chi Minh City. This afternoon (very early in the morning for those of us in the USA) she will submit the documents required by the consulate to overcome the denial of her visa application. It is possible, though, I think,...Pretty much all bad news
01/24/2005 12:36 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Hop was not granted a visa at the interview today. They require an Affidavit of Support from me instead of from any sponsor, which was not stated in the instructions, and they told Hop she was lying about our eight years of correspondence because...Good news, bad news
01/20/2005 7:03 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
I am here safely in HCMC at the Metropole Hotel. The number (from the US) is 011.84.8.9201940 room 615 - please keep in mind there is a 12 hour difference between US Eastern and GMT+0700! I'm sorry to report that Hop's father passed away...The anthropologist story
01/13/2005 8:10 am by bbirney (0 comments)
A nice story - for a Tuesday morning The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball who digs things out of his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute,labeling them with scientific names,...A stupid, stupid, stupid song about AOL
01/13/2005 8:10 am by bbirney (0 comments)
[To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And I knew if I had the chance They could make my modem dance with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines.Top 10 reasons Microsoft invested $150 million in Apple
01/13/2005 8:10 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Microsoft just invested $150 million in Apple stock. Why? The reasons are obvious:Arsehole
01/13/2005 8:09 am by bbirney (0 comments)
What constitutes an Asshole? I keep my eyes open, though it isn't really difficult to tell the assholes from the good guys. How can you tell if you or one of your friends is an asshole? Check out the list below. If you are guilty of any of...Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sayings
01/13/2005 8:09 am by bbirney (0 comments)
I will not waste chalk I will not skateboard the halls I will not burp in classPolitical ideologies and cows
01/13/2005 8:09 am by bbirney (0 comments)
FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you a...Fun Bumperstickers
01/13/2005 8:09 am by bbirney (0 comments)
No radio - Already stolen. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.Philosophers and chickens
01/13/2005 8:08 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Plato: For the Form of the Good. Karl Marx: It was historically inevitable. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear,...The 10 Commandments of AOL
01/13/2005 8:08 am by bbirney (0 comments)
I am STEVE CASE, your LORD, THY AOL GOD, which have BROUGHT THEE OUT OF THE LAND OF INTERNET RELAY CHAT, OUT OF THE BONDAGE OF COMPUSERVE...CS Humor
01/13/2005 8:08 am by bbirney (0 comments)
1. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. 2. Double your drive space. Delete Windows. 3. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."National Condom Month slogans
01/13/2005 8:08 am by bbirney (0 comments)
1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your WillieA CyberPunk's Anti-Ode to the Net (crappy)
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
The weather was weary one warm winter day Inside at my 'puter I started to play I logged on to see my mailbox was crammed In horror I gasped, I had been spammed!Darwin Awards 1996
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
You may recall last year's Darwin Award winner: The man who found out moments before making a 300 MPH dent in an Arizona cliff that the JATO (jet assist take off) unit he'd strapped to his car could not be turned off once it was turned on....Darwin Awards #2
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Here is another stupid news story from the Darwin Awards: Only reality could be this funny... Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder.Darwin Awards #3
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Michigan, USA. Guy buys brand new Grand Cherokee for 30 some thousand dollars and has 400+ dollar monthly payments. He immediately gets ahold of his friend and they go do some male bonding. They go duck hunting and of course all...The 1997 Darwin Award competition
01/13/2005 8:07 am by bbirney (0 comments)
These awards are given each year to bestow upon, (the remains of), that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool. Note there was great improvement in the areas...Dirty Seuss
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
(To be spoken in an exaggerated British accent) Theodore Guesel, also known as Dr. Seuss, is best known for his work as a children's author. Seuss, however, also had a very successful career as writer of adult fiction, with such works as...Human DNA in C
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that very little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful function. I have solved the mystery. The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful...Signs that you are too drunk
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking.Too much email
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
This comes off the Silicon Investors Intel Bulletin Board. Thanks to Ibexx (though I doubt it was originally his). 1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 2. You get a...More weird facts
01/13/2005 8:06 am by bbirney (0 comments)
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobileservices (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did notre-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set...How to write a flame
01/13/2005 8:05 am by bbirney (0 comments)
A flame that appeared on Bungie's message board on AOL: Dear:...What is a fnord?
01/13/2005 8:05 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs. Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee. Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming. Fnord is this really, really...The GAT
01/13/2005 8:05 am by bbirney (0 comments)
GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess) The following exam was administered as an Ebonics version of the SAT 1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy: A. A dime and two 40's B. A new pair of Fila's...Here's a theosophical approach to physics...
01/13/2005 8:05 am by bbirney (0 comments)
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using...A Historian Speaks
01/13/2005 8:04 am by bbirney (0 comments)
The 'Car Talk' show (on NPR) with Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers have a feature called the 'Puzzler', and their most recent 'Puzzler' was about the Battle of Agincourt. The French, who were overwhelmingly favored to win the battle,...Microsoft News
01/13/2005 8:04 am by bbirney (0 comments)
In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. "It's actually a logical extension of...If Microsoft Built Cars
01/13/2005 8:04 am by bbirney (0 comments)
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car. 2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this, restart...Perspectives on a glass of milk
01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction? Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Futurist: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.Computer terms in Montana
01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Log On: Making the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don't add wood. Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.Bad stand-up lines
01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If it...Things we all learn from watching too many movies
01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on...Nursery rhymes
01/13/2005 8:03 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.OJ according to Seuss
01/13/2005 8:02 am by bbirney (0 comments)
I did not kill my lovely wife I did not slash her with a knife I did not bonk her on the head I did not know that she was deadThe Truth about the Orchestra.
01/13/2005 8:02 am by bbirney (0 comments)
The members of the orchestra are divided into four sections: woodwinds, brass, strings, and percussion. There's also someone standing in front of all these other folks playing no instrument at all. This would be the conductor. It is generally...Laws of Physics Winners (Creative)
01/13/2005 8:02 am by bbirney (0 comments)
GRAND PRIZE WINNER When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning...And Now, a modern (crappy) version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"...
01/13/2005 8:02 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Abort, Retry, Ignore? Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets. Having...You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
01/13/2005 8:01 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
01/13/2005 8:01 am by bbirney (0 comments)
1. The Cat in the Blender 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox101 Spells NOT Worth Memorizing
01/13/2005 8:01 am by bbirney (0 comments)
101 Spells NOT Worth Memorizing! ((Actually, there are 396)The surgeons joke
01/13/2005 8:00 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Five surgeons taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says: "Accounting students are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everthing inside is numbered."Windows source code
01/13/2005 8:00 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE): #include <nonsense.h> #include <lies.h> #include <spyware.h> /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library*/ #include <process.h> /* For the court of law */A really horrible crappy piece of Star Trek fanfic
01/13/2005 7:55 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts atfinding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to accesstheir command pathways? Geordi: Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through...Female Translations
01/13/2005 7:54 am by bbirney (0 comments)
What a woman says, what she really means... - I need = I want - We need = I want - It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by nowGenies and Women
01/13/2005 7:54 am by bbirney (0 comments)
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. When he opened it a genie appeared. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."A fine lesson in physics
01/11/2005 3:33 pm by bbirney (0 comments)
This absolutely made my day when Jordan sent it to me. So I'm sharing it with the world... hope it's not copyrighted by anyone.No, seriously.
12/28/2004 5:41 am by bbirney (0 comments)
40,000. 40,000 dead. The US government has pledged $15 million. That amounts to $0.05 USD per citizen. If every citizen gave $50, we could put our own government to shame. So: 1) Get out your wallet. 2) Go to the the Red...Have you heard?
12/27/2004 7:05 am by bbirney (0 comments)
22,000 people just died across southern Asia, and several hundred thousand have nowhere to live. (For the Americans in our audience, that's in excess of 7 times the number that died on September 11th. Think the world will change?) Please donate...Visa interview date set for Jan. 24th
12/26/2004 9:08 am by bbirney (0 comments)
Hop's visa interview date has been set for January 24th. I'll be going out there for it, of course!