Will you steal me a mandolin? I need to make terrible music.
– Jim, to Keith, out of character
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People have this idea that Paladins have to be Lawful Good leaning toward Lawful Neutral and have the proverbial sword shoved up their asses... but it doesn't have to be that way.
– Ben, out of character
No. Some of them use lances.
– Jim, out of character
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I picked the wrong race - I should have been a dog!
– Keith, out of character
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I pull out my tentacle.
– Jason, as Kelec
Eugh!
– DM, as Tobias
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I guess that's not Dannin.
– Keith, as Rik
Maybe his name is written on his underwear
– Jason, as Kelec
Nope!
– Keith, as Rik (replying immediately)
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I don't want to go across the farmland - they have lions there!
– Jim, as Eddar (to a proposed shortcut)
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If I remember correctly, owlbears are nocturnal and like honey.
– Jim, as Eddar
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Anything with tentacles?
– Jason, as Kelec, interrogating a goblin
Just little tentacles... you know, centipedes 'n stuff.
– DM, as Goblin
Centipedes have antennae; stupid gobbo!
– Jason, as Kelec
My grasp of the common tongue is somewhat limited.
– DM, as Goblin
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Here's your temple back. I suggest you send a cleric with a mop. Sincerely, an agent of Sylvanus.
– Jim, as Eddar, praying to Moradin
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I'm dying to know what high elven mages did for recreation.
– Keith, as Rik
Conjured mythals.
– Jason, as Kelec
So do you think they had a swimming pool?
– Keith, as Rik
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Dawn is the time to install large trees.
– Jim, as Eddar, shortly after Sylvanus installed a large tree directly over Dun Khorn
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Dammit, I can't stand paladins, but you can't turn them down without feeling like an ass.
– Jason, as Kelec, shortly after Maril's arrival
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How many sides does a Cornugon have?
– Jim, as Eddar
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So, are these 'foreign' devils?
– Jim, as Eddar, referring to an assortment of Baatezu
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Rufus lands three terrible blows on the Barbazu, but does not kill it.
– Ben, as DM
Those were *terrible* blows!
– Jim, as Eddar, heckling
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