ARROW'D!!! (x20)

– Terry, as DM

I dare someone to say "what up, bitch?" to my dad when he comes in.

– Gabby, out of character

I'm going to lightning bolt the frog that swallowed Garret.

– Jason C., out of character

I'm Rick James, bitch!

– Mark, out of character

After seeing the unholy destruction wreaked upon the carrion crawler: "I'm not going to miss your character."

– Terry, as DM

Upon finding a chest containing a sewing kit: "I steal the thread!"

– Gabby, out of character

After activating an automaton by removing a cloth covering: "I'm going to throw the sheet back on the golem."

– Mark, out of character

When told that elves always roll to find secret doors, even if not looking...: "Elves suck the wang."

– James, out of character

“I can’t concentrate!” (Commenting on out of game chit-chat. Despite popular belief, this was not followed by him flipping the table.)

– Ricardo, out of character

I shoot the chest! (which turned out to be a mimic)

– Mark, out of character

Shh...
*chomp*
*Gleep!* (this apparently is the sound myconid babies make while being eaten)

– Unknown, out of character

When discussing whether or not the party could load all their loot onto a Tenser's Floating Disk: "I've got plenty of disk space."


– Jason C., out of character

"You guys aren’t playing this game right!" (After his first trouncing in the Graverobbers From Outer Space card game.)

– Ricardo, out of character